How to Date Like A F*ck Girl, As Told By A F*ck Girl

If I can identify with one type of overgeneralized "woman" category, it's for sure gonna be F*ck Girl. I am the f*ckiest of all f*cks. No doubt about it.

1st things 1st...
 here's what makes a f*ck girl.

1. She obviously gives no f*cks (because when you care about things that means you have feelings *ick*). It might make you a tiny bit of a sociopath but that's okay if you don't kill anyone.
2. She thinks with her vagina and only her vagina. When she sees a man she immediately scouts his package and THAT is how she determines how to proceed. 
3. She constantly is on her phone but never posts on social media (excluding Snapchat because that's the platform for nudes).

Basically F*ck girls are as shallow as a puddle of hobo piss and those three things above pretty much are the building blocks for this persona. 

Now that we know the big three f*ck girl personality traits how does one date like one?

• You treat men for what they are: a penis with abs (hopefully). All conversations must be an innuendo for sex. 
• You live off of dick pics. You're the reason why they exist. 
• After you bang a dude you cut them loose. You, what the young kids call, "Ghost" them. You pretend they died and never speak to/about them EVER AGAIN. #DUH

Dating a F*ck girl isn't dating one at all. Neither of you are interesting in having an emotional bond anyway... that's not cool anymore. It's all about the diddling of the doodles. That's the POINT! 

YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!

XOXO

ur fave f*ck gurl, 

Martz